Rap Battle!

Aug 2, 20128 min read

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Published: Aug 2, 2012

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yep me and my friend had a rap battle on skype and imma show you guys! :3

RAP BATTLE!!! VS

BEGIN!!!

[9:28:54 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: Snapbacks and tattoos? when I'm around all I smell of is doo doo. Ouch do you have a boo boo? Take a step back and let me pop this cap.

[9:31:04 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: Alright your highly wrong if you think you can rap i can defeat you with even looking back your just someone who needs a nap in able to be able to be a Matt

[9:33:23 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: Oh you think your raps are live? Pssh, don't even waste ya time. Hurry up and get in line, cause this rap battle is already mines. Just go ahead and go night night cause this rap battle ins't even a fight.

[9:35:02 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: alright you need to give up i'm already gonna win this yup its so easy to rap but just don't forget your map you can't even end your day without getting some dap

[9:37:09 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: I'm not givin up cause I got this battle locked like a father clock. Your so dirty you really need a mop, after this battle's done you're gonna call the cops to call the shots and put me in jail and wish me farewell.

[9:38:29 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: Alright you just need to stop i gotta go get laid but it really does not matter cause your just a maid i had enough of this so you give up and all you'll hear is moans then when i end this you'll be finished

[9:40:13 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: Hear moans is what I hear? Nothin new cause I hear it every year. Cause I'm not a virgin like you that splits your period in two.

[9:41:11 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: Alright you may be clever but i'm about to pull the lever your nothing but an ass so don't get too mad ill always win so don't get hurt but your nothing but a body full of dirt
[9:45:13 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: Oh you stubborn bitch, its not a suprise you can't get a clit or even some tits.But what I gotta admit that you sure can spit. But just don't through a fit when you miss.
[9:45:53 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: Yo my name is DJ Spike and i'm a flirter ill snap your skinny ass in half if you mess with my daughter but then though you'll be right through the door and then you'll get more i can always beat you so say hi to get more

[9:51:36 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: You sure are a faggot, all you are is a greedy maggot. It took a while for you to tag it. All you need to do just gag it. You think you're a g? You're nothin to me, all I gotta do is smoke some weed, then hit it and kick it and watch you swerm after this you're gonna get a burn.Swerve.

[9:54:14 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: Yo man i just noticed your not even close to winning your just someone who wants to bring it i'm not even rappping on my full level so you better get ready to hit the metal i'm about to kick your ass so you need to get it right your just a dice i roll you around twice then you land in some lice

[9:56:27 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: Hey, you're a g son...if you put a A Y at the end cunt. You're not rapping at your full level? I bet you don't even have potential.

[10:05:55 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: Ha you wanna bet? cause i can rip the charts off your just that guy who's a tart I never expected you to get this far but your gonna lose i'm about the make it monsoon

[10:08:24 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: A monsoon is what you say? You're not even one of the mains, its always the same. Cause you hate I'm flawless and the way I rock this.

[10:09:35 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: Heh i'm highly impressed your going along with this who's gonna win we'll see about that i got a special plan for when this is over so if you wait long enough you'll see me play double

[10:11:14 PM | Edited 10:11:23 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: Oh thank you bud, you're quite the guy. And they say I'm fly. But when this is over you'll finally see, you're nothin compared to the likes of me.

[10:14:04 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: Once again i rock at rapping your just that guy who sucks at tapping Heh i can always win your just that guys who needs some lins and then you can see ill be the winner and you'll just be beat

[10:18:39 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: Heh here we go again with the lamest raps, what you need to do is go and take a nap and not be capped. Man you can't even rap, you need to find a map, go across the country, I'll kick your ass so hard it won't even be funny.

[10:21:00 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: Heh you got a point i should quit but i'm not like that i'm just kidding hey i'm a begginer and i'm losing rhymes but that does not matter cause you'll lose a dime hey i bet even if we started over i'd still be the winner and you'll be over i will always be the best and i'm about to put your ass to rest

[10:23:03 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: Put me me to rest? You're quite the charmer, but I'll be your 911 bomber. Put you rest along with the others it even includes Butters.

[10:24:37 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: Ha you think your clever with your hate rhymes but what you don't know that is your wasting time i can be with my Wife right now but instead of being with her i gotta be Nice and rap with you Ha! and what's weird is i don't know if your a pony or if your just a phony

[10:26:19 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: Oh you have a wife? Thats a suprise. But I guess thats nice, how bout we play some dice? Because then I can whip your ass twice.

[10:28:37 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: Wow your losing bad but i'm about to beat your ass so hard you'll be in a recycle bin just walk into the light then you can relaize your nothing but a fool who's spending his time trying to be cool

[10:30:53 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: Its great you learned your lesson, recylin and stuff boy thats a blessin. After I'm done you'll be confessin, that I'm the better rapper and you should just quit then maybe I can teach you how to get a clit

[10:33:10 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: Alright this is just sick and now your making me ick I can always rap better and ill never admit that Ha you may be good but i'm better but when i snap you in half all ill get is a quarter

[10:41:16 PM] †DJ-HedgePup†: I'll put you in your grave, slander your name then that'll be your trip to fame. Once I'm at that the top you'll wish you came.

[10:44:20 PM] Spike The Hedgehog: i don't care what he say or she say i'm in the DJ Booth like CJ man i am about to win so you need to give up and then you can finally be cool just admit i'm better at rapping cause its true and if you want i can linka ya some porn jk your too nerdy to do that so i'm gonna knock your
ass out using Light

WHO WON?! YOU DECIDE!!}